Kid'sOne in a million

“My man, what’s happening bro?
Welcome to the coolest page on the millions website, my crib, the home
of the one and only Kid Cola. Nothing is as cool as the spectacular flavour
of Cola millions just like nothing’s as cool as me. I spend most of my time
being cool and helping out my main man Hugh Blue. He needs my help because he is not cool, no sir, without my guiding hand that boy would be lost. I was too cool for school, the teachers just didn’t know as much as me about being cool, I had to teach them! It comes natural to me just like Cola millions are all natural, nothing bad, just all good. Feel free to hang about, good meeting you.”